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@johnboy221 haha you don't want to compete with @graceface46 and @emosweater for the most passive aggressive tweets

5 day old microwaved pizza tastes like 5 day old microwaved pizza.

To all the fighters out there, fight the good fight. Go down swinging.

@emosweater haha it would have been better if you didn't @ me at all.

the tea I'm drinking is called "Joy." They should have just called it "Irony."

an intoxicating taco truck in Echo Park is singing the siren song of lustful lengua.

@emosweater I won't say no if @sketch678 picks me up. But that's all we can do, I have a schedule to keep! Say no to El Prado!

twitpic.com/x5r3t - Uh oh is my "like me" showing?

I hate all of you. @sketch678, @emosweater, @kyledlc, @twenty4n27

Who'da thought that Mexican food and Beatles music was the key to figuring out that last panel?

@graceface46 you should be proud of me, I've actually been working this entire time. I have proof. @sketch678 can testify.

Omkunis.

my roomie is the best! She just brought me a huge ass reuben with fries. I feel so loved in my horribly sick state.

"feed a cold?" you betcha. Especially after yesterday's feigned death. I'm stuffed. Thanks @graceface46!

I should have taken the 'night time' of Nyquil more seriously.

Tomato basil soup and a grilled cheese sammich sounds mighty mighty boss right now.

I'm kicking this bad boy in the shin.

I make it through all of last year of not getting sick and on the first business day of the year? Ugh.

You're gonna attack them?!

As if being sick wasn't bad enough, not being able to taste anything is tragic.

Headache!

Had a dream my friend and I were dating & she had the uncanny ability to turn herself into an undead plant and break out into music video.

Start your resolutions on the first business day of the year. So come join us for @sketch678's birthday at our place. Call, txt, stalk do it

For those confused, the first business day is tomorrow, meaning get crazy today and worry about how fat and drunk you are tomorrow.

Today is also my gluttony's going away party. I mean shit, I got two marathons to run this year. Mommy!

We have food. Bring the beers. If you can read this, you're invited.

Fuck you Karate Kid. If it's gonna be in Beijing at least have the decency to get your martial arts right.

I feel like the word palindrome not being one is a shame.

Santouka has put me in a state of zombification.

wants to write a musical.

@Bristol_DeSoto as a matter of fact, yes, yes I am.

I'll follow @sketch678's lead and start the new year on the first business day of the new year. Right now? Party at Kramerwood, yes, again.

Absinthe + other things = not a good idea. /gameface I need to go to bed clear so I can wake up spritely and not ghastly.

Sitting outside with your shoes off waiting for your girlfriends to come along.

Another time see, there's someone inside, I don't think they'll be there for long...

Um...why are my arms tatted up?

Sharpie tatts sounded fun at the time. Right now? Not so much. I look like I fell from gangsta's paradise.

Everyone in the house looks sexy fantastic in their oh so cute sleepy positions.

@emosweater you should see my chest.

@lsbollinger13 is super sexy right now.

RT @LSBollinger13: @doorknobdude you're only saying that because I'm wearing your underwear.

Just saw @johnboy221's asshole. I wish this was a metaphor for something else.

@johnboy221 Kyle.

Upskirt photos from last night. Seriously not as hot as it sounds.

K rage kicked in. Threw a beer at some bloke. Trust me, I had a cheering crowd. Warranted.

@alessandrita absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

twitpic.com/wbuic - No srsly, come get YO money.

Coke for color.

@graceface46 you really know your beads.

Be obscure, be unique, be original. Be YOU.

Holy pointy faced hapas Jimmy.

Ungh dun!

WTF why is everyone [name]gry? Ew!

What good are mystery beers if it's not a mystery! Oh lemme guess, beer #1! Surprise!

OHMYGAWDWHYDOWEDOTHIS?!

Party in effect. Call for details.

Omg Emi is here.

I fully expect to wake up tomorrow afternoon saying: "uuuuuunnnngghhhh."

I either need to get a glass French press or a coffee maker. I'm not sure how long my travel press made of plastic can last daily use.

Hmm, there seems to be a coffee mug thief. And I dunno why I had to say it with Inspector Gadget's voice. Oh gawd tell me Penny wasn't hot.

Koji Kondo's music has resonated with me more than that of John Williams throughout the years. I realize that this is uber nerdy.

@esdi @emosweater @alessandrita moobs. Meeewwwbbsss!

despite the fact that my life has pretty much fallen apart I still have all my teeth to smile with :)

watching Johnnie's make their pastrami dip is like watching a child being born. It's gross, yet beautiful.

how awesome is my sister from another mister? She done bought me a glass French press. Fresh French pressed coffee every morning!

@emosweater haha, actually I was making pastrami at home and when I realized how horrible it was, I dreamed of Johnnie's.

The day I meet a normal Stephanie, Jessica or Kristine is DOOMSDAY. Stephs are REER! Jess' are WEIRD and Kris/Chris' are F-ing NUTS.

@OMGitsLexi maybe it's time to go out and cause some trouble.

do jets have keys? I mean do fighter pilots have keys to their jets. Is it possible to scramble go go fighter and be ahmahgahzwheremahkeez?

when Googling "tripas" be sure to add the appropriate food item, such as "taco" or "burrito." Getting image slammed by Google is no bueno.

data: 1/1,000,000. Around=0. Home=0. Cook you breakfast=0. Another x t(someone) - %t. Waiting + girl(u) =

@pixielust82 Kristals still in contention. 2 variants of the like have canceled each other out. 1 crazy, 1 cool. It's up to YOU #3. MAHCAR!

Why do Russians like Pho? Because it's So Viet. Bahahahaha I'm awesome.

@kallano you can bring me and my niece breakfast :)

French pressed coffee and a re-heated via microwave donut - not bad to be honest.

@sunflower033 I'm not exactly sure yet. I may be at a party in the Marina. You?

Don't change your mood. Change your mind.

is puttin pencil to paper.

You're only as good as you think you are.

has been drawing for 0ver 14 hours.

@dashnash squid fishing is awesome! They put up a good fight.

At a Maxican buffet. For all intents and purposes we are pronouncing it buff'-ette. And yes, I said Maxican.

Scratch that, this place is Mexican 4WP.

Dunty.

Yay mayor bee, mayor bee.

Oh girl you lost me at Affliction.

It's a beautiful Saturday morning.

Just got back from a run in Chino Hills. Dunno what part of HILLS I didn't understand.

Hungry like the werewolf!?

2.5 days of being good only means that I have to be baaaad.

German Engineering!

How did I never notice Britney Spears' tiny T-Rex limbs? Thanks @emosweater

Longanisa, eggs and bacon for Christmas breakfast? Merry Christmas for me tummy!

If Santa didn't come by your house, I'm sorry. I ate him.